i feel like i can’t go anywhere anymore without people soothsaying my downfall. even the cashier at taco bell was all “the flock of crows taken to following you portent a disastrous and blah blah fucking blah,” i get it, i’m about to undergo a storm of tribulation, what frickin ever
the ability to pet and hold dogs and other animals (with no necessarily beneficial ramifications upon the mechanics of the game) is the most important advancement in video games in the past 10-15 years.
literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say
In Wisconsin, we don’t say “I love you,” we say “we have them in,” which means “your candles are in an off-site warehouse,” and I think that’s really beautiful.
Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats
y’all are so fucking stupid/gullible it’s amazing